That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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