So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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