I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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