Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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