This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize