I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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