once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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