i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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