Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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