I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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