How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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