I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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