I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
