Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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