I molested 6 butterflies tonight
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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