I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize