we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's just like the Real World with babies
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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