soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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