We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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