what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
being pregnant is like rehab
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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