is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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