I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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