Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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