i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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