I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im about as happy as oj after his trial
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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