definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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