it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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