You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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