I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
