Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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