Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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