I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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