well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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