I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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