Cold hands, warm shart.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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