How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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