I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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