Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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