so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
porn star boner night. come get it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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