so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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