ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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