Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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