I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize