so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
