So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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