Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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