This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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