You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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