You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
sex on a bike is impossible
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