PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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