Plan B is the new Plan A
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
