Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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