Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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